Luke Janssen
Jumping off stuffArchive for September, 2008
Stuart Laundry
One of the ways that New York kicks ass is Laundry. Guys who pick up your laundry, wash it, and drop it off again. And who do it at sensible times rather than the geniuses who only drop off stuff during office hours when you are at work. My laundry guy’s name is Stuart Laundry (I used the same mobile phone naming convention here as ‘Erin Hotgirl’, ‘Lisa Roommate’, ‘Jaqueline Blueeyes’, and ‘Michael Wickedcow’)
Problem is that Stuart’s minimum is 30 pounds (in weight!), so I was forced to buy 10 new pairs of underwear; my underwear being the limiting factor in laundry times. By the way, since I had no fucking idea what a ‘pound’ was (apart from a unit of curency), I asked someone, who said “oh, yeah, that is about as heavy as a 30 pound dog”. Nice!
A word of advice to the non locals, apparently you don’t tip laundry people. This was supported by the blank look on Stuart’s face as I handed him 20% of the laundry cost as a tip. Who knows why these guys don’t get it and the others do. Maybe they should reduce tipping to a sensible level, say 10%? and then just share it around!… Right so that will be on my “things to change in NY” list after the grid system.
Biometrics
HSBC sent me a customer feedback form asking about my experience with the bank. Satisfied, Unsatisfied… etc. but there was no box with “Incandescent with rage” next to it, so I decided not to fill it in.
The problem is that even when I sign up for sites which do’t require heavy security I get nannied into having a password 6 characters long including letters and numbers. So in the end I either forget, or I make them all the same. The former is annoying, the latter makes security weaker.
What I did enjoy is joining a queue of 7 at the Iris scan at Heathrow rather than joining the queue of 107 at the other counter. Biometrics needs to happen accross all areas. Eyes, fingers, whatever, but somehting needs to be done, the need is clear, but I think that the infrastructure isn’t there yet.
I think that mobiles will play a role here. PIns can easily be entered, and bluetooth or another RFID type solution shouldnt’ be too difficult to sort out. Any solution is 12 months away minimum, and the winner will be someone like Visa or Amex. It won’t be one of these mobile payments solutions companies that have sprung up in order to soak up VC money that’s for sure.
Convergence
I am really liking the move to give away laptops with 3G cards that the carriers are doing at the moment. A few key thoughts of mine about convergence are:
- PCs are getting smaller. And will continue to do so until it becomes annoying to type or look at them. I have an 11″ sony Vaio which I love (especially as I fly alot and so get to laugh at anyone trying to use a full sized laptop (I travel in Monkey Class – still can’t justify the cost, plus I am sure I am saving carbon from extinction or something). Anyway… laptops are getting smaller and therefore more mobile and therefore more in need of internet connection anywhere, which is why the bundling of the PC and 3G card is a good one, and a big growth area for the carriers in my opinion
- I use my iPhone way more for data and email and other non voice services than voice (in fact I still use my Samsung for calls) I realise that I am using my computer less and less as a result. Just now I lined my iPhone screen up to my screen and my PC screen is only about 5 or 6 times bigger than my iPhone screen, soon it will be less than a third. Also when in monkey class, the movie plays on a screen thats only about twice as big as my iPhone
- PCs are getting dumber. Soon PCs will become thin clients with all the processing done on the web, (accessed at ever increasing speeds by sim cards). Apps that I use that have moved on line are lead by Google, with Salesforce also having all the data and processing done on line and Basecamp which we used to use, a great collection of Apps from 37Signals (a company I have lots of respect for).
So Where will convergence stop?
Two things:
- The size of my pocket and whether my device feels uncomfortable in it will make a difference. Attention to jeans manufacturers – soon pockets for bigger devices will become useful. The iPhone (sorry to bang on) is big, but also slips nicely into a pocket as its edges are rounded.
- Size of fingers / hands. I have thin girls fingers, so typing on my Vaio is not too difficult. But if you have fingers like my cousins (about 4 times the size of mine) then you are in trouble if you go too much smaller than the smallest Vaios or EPCs.
As I have said in previous posts, plugging devices into brains and projecting them will help this, but that is a little way off yet…



