The mobile is becoming more of a device you look at than have at your ear these days. Those ear-pieces make you look like an idiot so we need to find a way of implanting our mobiles into ourselves while still looking a little bit cool (although you still look like a talking to yourself madman)

1st evolution

Implants will happen first as pieces of jewelry like attachments, an earring and a tooth crown or something. Motorola have been experimenting with mobiles in clothing for a years already… problem is you can’t wear the same Motorola jacket or sunglasses every day!

Voice recognition will make sure you don’t have to dial any numbers from your teeth.

2nd evolution

Soon mobiles will be implanted as organic computers. Scientists at Keio University in Japan have recently done a proof of concept (2007) by putting text onto a strain of bacteria DNA. The Israeli’s did something similar in 2004

Since talking is such an effort, why not use thought to controll your new computer. I have played a thought controlled game at an exhibition in Sydney… I felt just like Yoda!).

So anyway, look out for the telepathy brain plug in (in 5 to 20 years i’d say). The problem is that people with ‘voices in their head’ would think they had crossed lines.

And now for a relevant joke: Women could put the their mobile implants in their implants (this innovation should be ready today – chips and tits are both silicon after all), that way men could now listen to women’s breasts in addition to just talking to them